Thoughts about Lunchables and Lunchable's commercial

Let me just give my little friend, Lunchables,a word of advice.
Shut Up!!!!!
1.You're trying WAYYYYYYYY to hard by saying things that are totally not true.People do NOT talk about people drinking smoothies(I feel ya,guy who broke your arm)
2. You're making commercial way more annoying and boring then it all ready is.
3.The things in Lunchables are really teeny weeny(image below)If you hold the lunchables-made pizza,its as big as a regular 9-10 years-old-kids hand.And there is only 2 pizzas(the lunchables kind is only 60 calories because there is only 2 pizzas).

Here's the commercial in case you haven't seen it(doubtfully)